For all of you (hopefully you'll visit often) this blog is for the annoying, funny, and downright wrong comments and things I see in various online games...any of the online Blizzard Games, Eve Online, SWG, FFXI...you get the idea.
Most will be in the form of Combat and Chat logs, just for simplicity's sake. I'll probably come up with a few when I'm previewing new game titles. Who knows.
Speaking of New Game Titles...I've just been looking over Hellgate: London. Seems it's been partially created by the old makers of the Diablo series...ex-Blizzard staff? Who actually produce a title? Damn, I'm almost impressed.
But they've managed to bring it to the table, and impressively even. PC Gamer actually gave the game a solid 89/100 rating! Free online play, although I chuckled at the thought of them accidentally naming it "Battle.net" as some april fool's joke. They've combined the solid RPG style of Diablo with the 1-st person shooter view. I cannot say how much I love this idea. But, we'll see how it performs. Oh, and just an interesting bit of news, they've already begun selling out. Seems a female Templar was part of an ad in Playboy. Way to go in true Blizzard style, gang.
Game Quotes one might find in Hellgate: London.
Player1: HaHA I R 1337!
Player2: AAAAH! Demonspawn!
Player2 smites Player1 for 319 points of damage.
Player1 dies. You gain xp! You also gain Gaming Community faction points!
Player1: How far away can you shoot me?
Player2: ....Accurately?
Player1: What the hell are you?
Player2: I'm called a Templar! *poses*
Player1: Since when do Templars use dual battleaxes...?
Player2 uses Whirlwind!
Player1 Dies!
Player2: Never call me a Barbarian again.
Player3: ...But he didn't say anything about you being a Barbarian.
Player2 is unable to use Whirlwind due to timers.
Player2: &^#@ing cooldowns.
Player1: Hey, your an Evoker, right?
Player2: Yes...why?
Player1: Don't you think the spell "Demonspine" is a ripoff of the spell "Bone Spear" from the Diablo series?
Player2: Yes...and?
Player1: Don't you find it annoying that ex-Blizzard employees can't come up with something half-way original?
Player2: Can I call you Noober?
Player1: I'm not a noob! But, don't you think that your class is just a mix of the Sorceress and Necromancer classes?
Player2 uses Blink...repeatedly.
Player1: ...Are you going to throw skulls at me now?
Player1: Hey, summon up a Fire Elemental, wouldya?
Player2 summons a Fire Elemental.
Player1 pulls out [Flour].
Player1: Let's make biscuits! =D Let's make biscuiiittts...
Player1: Hey, engineer, summon a Iron Golem to help on this next fight.
Player2: I keep telling you, it's a Drone, not an Iron Golem.
Player1: lolnecro.
Player2: Rocketbot, execute command 656.
Player2's Rocketbot powers up weapons and runs at Player1!
Player1 sustains heavy damage as Player2's Rocketbot explodes!
Player1: Arrgh! Mah spleen!
Player2: Now, what was that?
Player1: lolnecro.
Player2 constructs additional Rocketbots.
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