Warhammer Online..the Beginning.

Some of the things we've seen in Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning. Thankfully I've been in a great guild called Soulless, and we play on the server Monolith, destruction-side.



My all-time favorite, Keep defense in T3 Greenskin. Our old enemy Chaosslumber and the "Rule of Law" guild pulled the Keep Lord onto the ledge. I managed to get to the top of the Keep, found him, and grinned like a teenager in a strip club.

Sonnung: Die, exploiting bright wizard fucktard!
Sonnung uses Repel!
Chaosslumber: Oh fuck, this is gonna hurt.
Chaosslumber flies through the air, and dies upon hitting the ground!
Warband Member 1: Dude, you looked like fucking Batman there! That was awesome!

We then continued to clean them the fuck out, with five people in the Keep. Good times back at the Rakarth server.




At a Keep Defense in Dragonwake...

Guild Leader: Hey guys, I'm looking for Mangina.
Guild Members: ...lolwhut?
Guild Leader: Some guy signed up on our forums with the username "Mangina".
Guild Members: ...and your in the army?
Guild Leader: Yeah...why?
Guild Members: *mirth*
Guild Leaders: Hey, fuckers, I mean it! I'm looking for Mangina! Help me find Mangina!
Guild Members: I'm not drunk enough for this...


And later that night, in Dragonwake:

Mezelor: lol they running
Risingdeath: Keep good
Risingdeath: Get tight guys
*You have taken a screenshot!*



Another RvR experience in Dragonwake:

Warband Member 1: Hey, that Shadow Warrior sure is retarded. He's trying to attack us solo!
Warband Member 2: Who, Subytai?
Warband Member 3: Yeah! Getting kind of annoying.
Warband Member 1: Why don't we just heal through his damage and ignore him? We've killed him like six times now.
Warband Member 2: That'd be kinda funny.
Warband Member 4: Fuck that, he ganked me earlier!
Subytai has been killed by -Zealot-.
Warband Member 1: That wasn't very nice, -Zealot-
Warband Member 4: Screw you, he probably raped a Shaman earlier. How does THAT make you feel?
Warband Member 1: ...Glad I'm not a goddamn shaman!



Bilerot Dungeon, as we run away from the explodie dogs, one of the tanks runs into a special "area" to be safe. It's a known Line-Of-Sight issue. And yes, this one needs names. I may not have it entirely correct, but it's more-or-less what happened.

Kbud: AHHHH this fucker's gonna get me! That place looks safe!
Kbud jumps to safety!
Chopz: Dammit Kbud, this is my hole! Get the hell outta my hole!
Kbud: lololol
Sonnung: ...Excuse me? Did I honestly just hear that? Your kidding, right?
Winkl and Mezelor: *fits of laughter*
Chopz: Oh fuck...I'm never living this one down, am I?




Out doing RvR in Thunder Mountain, talking to the only healer in our ambush group...

Sonnung: I could argue that, but I'm really tired. If you'd like to join another warband, feel free if you believe it will get you more XP. If you'd like to stay, we'd love to have you.
Kielith dies!
Kielith: But before you go...




Defending a Fort, as Order starts to leave...

Warband Member 1: Hey, is that a Runepriest running away there?
Sonnung looks, and instantly jumps from the Fortress!
Sonnung: It's Diplo! Kill him kill him KILL HIM! Get the fucker! EAT HIS FEET OFF!!




One of our younger players, a Maurader who's name escapes me, had this to say about a quest in Talabecland. You might know the one, where you have to find the Diseased Livestock?

Maurader: Hey, Sonnung? You know where this Diseased Livestock is? I've been looking for the last half-hour.
Sonnung: Oh, fuck that thing. Yeah, just look for a sheep or something around *gives coordinants*.
--Half hour later--
Maurader: Hey Sonnung, can you come show me where it is? I still can't find it.
Sonnung: Goddamn it...fine, gimme a sec.
--Five minutes later--
Sonnung: See? Was here the whole time.
Maurader: What? You said a sheep! That's not a sheep, that's a cow!



Ballsmccoy: Hey, where's your boyfriend, Sonnung?
Sonnung: Did you just call Tirien a boy?
Tirien: WHAT did soon-to-be-ball'less just call me?!
Sonnung: *mirth* Your so dead.
Ballsmccoy: Goddamn it.



I'm sure there are many I've missed, and many more to come. I will do my best to continually update from all of the crazy, messed-up shit I see on guild, alliance, and General chat. Until next time, keep killing Order for me folks!


-Sonnung Eindridi