Now, there's no love lost between me and Ashin. Or Diplo. I fucking hate rune priests. Almost as bad as Warrior Priests. So, to screw with our illustrious leader's mind, I quickly got the IMG I had on Photobucket, shown here.
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Underneath that, I posted:
Sonnung: "So, within SIX MINUTES of you putting up that bounty, I found myself a warband of Destro, capped Reikland, went to Reikwald to kill Ashin, uploaded the photo, and made my post. Oh, and we capped the fortress, too. I'm just that epic."
Of course, I had kept this screenshot simply because...well, I hate Ashin, and I knew about the Bounty Postings that Risingdeath likes to put up. His reaction-post was as follows...
Risingdeath: "lol what the hell I posted that like ten seconds ago"
Sonnung: "I told you, I'm fucking epic!"
Risingdeath: "Thats some bullshit. I guess I can't do anymore of these bounty postings, you probably have a cache of them"
Sonnung: "Mono, Proof, Ashin, Ambgor, Subytai, Follywood, Searingrage...Of course I have screenshots of them dead. I just hate that little Rune-Priest bastard."
Risingdeath: "You can take the money out of the guild vault yourself, dick deflater. I'm deleting this thread and putting it back up for the rest of the guild."
Sonnung: "lol I wasn't going to take the money anyway, I just wanted to know your reaction. The whole "wtf lol I just put this up" was exactly what I had pictured."
After that, however, happening at 4:36am Pacific time, Risingdeath deleted the thread and re-posted the bounty, erasing the evidence. So with the conversation still fresh in my mind, I had to put it down to...well, electronic paper. I hope you all got a laugh outta this like I did. Risingdeath ain't the quickest bucket in the class, so to speak, so the look on his face must have been priceless.

Keep killing order, and have fun folks!
-Sonnung Eindridi
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