Going to Lost Vale...anybody got a light?

I finally managed to get some time to play Warhammer Online, and joined the rest of my guildies in what I still consider a great game. But, as we all know much too well, Real Life has an ability to bend you over and make you it's bitch.

However, I managed to get a group for Lost Vale...you know, Whore-lullululululooo, Malghor Greatpainintheass, Butcher Womanbeater. All those fun bosses. Of course my brother (Kielith) is on the phone with me, and he's never been to Lost Vale before. And, on top of it all, he needed to do the Blood of the Vale quest.


So here I am, on the phone with my dear, sweet, darling brother who I love so much. Yet, I cannot be TOTALLY non-bastard to him, right? I mean, c'mon, he's my brother!



Sonnung: Alright, you've talked to the bitch on the beach, tells you to talk to Disciple Redblade, right?

Kielith: Yeah....where's he?

Sonnung: Just head North. You actually have to talk to him.

Kielith: Oh, okay....*runs north abit*...Oh, I see him! Alright, running up to him...

((At this point, I've motioned Mustrum over to the phone, so he could listen to this too. We try not to laugh, as we know what's next.))

Kielith: Alright, talked to him...he says something's chasinOH SHIT I'm running away! What the!...wow. One shot'd me.

((Of course, Mustrum and I are killing ourselves laughing. We weren't stupid enough to step into LV, we were waiting in Avelorn!))

Kielith: You totally knew that was going to happen.

Sonnung: *Amidst laughter* Yep.

Kielith: Your a dick.

Sonnung: Was funny though.

Kielith: ....Yeah, it was! *chuckles* One shot, even! Cool! Your still a dick, though...So, what was that thing?



Thus Kielith meets the Darkpromise Beast. He also proceeded to die twice on the Malghor fight, because he needs to learn to stab it in the back, not in the nipples. Cleave FTL. Funny though.


The rest of the bosses on left side went without too much difficulty, but we fought our way up to Dralel the Whitefire Matron. DPS was alright, tanking was easy, and our heals...wait, where are my heals? I just died to a 4.2k hit...what gives?

So I look at the buffs/debuffs of the DoK and the Zealot. They're both Webbed. So, after we wipe twice more, I ask them if they've been using their Torch of Lileath.

Both the DoK and the Zealot haven't been on the quest chain. I proceed to /facedesk a few times, and sigh. Well, firetruck.


OH I almost forgot! So, Beelzabob ends up walking off the cliff. He asks us "Think I'm in range?" and I just laugh. However, after a wipe on Horgululululululooo we are walking back and Abaris does the same thing, but dies half-way down. Mustrum (playing his Choppa alt, Dumbtruck) leans himself and his Pig mount right over the edge...almost vertical. He gets Line of Sight! Now all he's gotta do is get the banner out for the rez, right?

So, I switch Banner Permissions from Risingdeath onto Dumbtruck. Dumbtruck then dismounts....and falls some fifty feet to the valley floor! Funny. As. Hell.




So that was our experience in LV just yesterday, but I still gotta say, it was a blast. Watching it all happen had me smiling throughout, even the frustrating parts. The look Mustrum gave me when I said "Hey, you want the Fragment I got from the Darkpromise Castbracers?" had me crying I was laughing so much. All-in-all, great run folks, I look forward to next week!




As always, keep killing Order and take care, folks!

-Sonnung Eindridi