Going to Lost Vale...anybody got a light?

I finally managed to get some time to play Warhammer Online, and joined the rest of my guildies in what I still consider a great game. But, as we all know much too well, Real Life has an ability to bend you over and make you it's bitch.

However, I managed to get a group for Lost Vale...you know, Whore-lullululululooo, Malghor Greatpainintheass, Butcher Womanbeater. All those fun bosses. Of course my brother (Kielith) is on the phone with me, and he's never been to Lost Vale before. And, on top of it all, he needed to do the Blood of the Vale quest.


So here I am, on the phone with my dear, sweet, darling brother who I love so much. Yet, I cannot be TOTALLY non-bastard to him, right? I mean, c'mon, he's my brother!



Sonnung: Alright, you've talked to the bitch on the beach, tells you to talk to Disciple Redblade, right?

Kielith: Yeah....where's he?

Sonnung: Just head North. You actually have to talk to him.

Kielith: Oh, okay....*runs north abit*...Oh, I see him! Alright, running up to him...

((At this point, I've motioned Mustrum over to the phone, so he could listen to this too. We try not to laugh, as we know what's next.))

Kielith: Alright, talked to him...he says something's chasinOH SHIT I'm running away! What the!...wow. One shot'd me.

((Of course, Mustrum and I are killing ourselves laughing. We weren't stupid enough to step into LV, we were waiting in Avelorn!))

Kielith: You totally knew that was going to happen.

Sonnung: *Amidst laughter* Yep.

Kielith: Your a dick.

Sonnung: Was funny though.

Kielith: ....Yeah, it was! *chuckles* One shot, even! Cool! Your still a dick, though...So, what was that thing?



Thus Kielith meets the Darkpromise Beast. He also proceeded to die twice on the Malghor fight, because he needs to learn to stab it in the back, not in the nipples. Cleave FTL. Funny though.


The rest of the bosses on left side went without too much difficulty, but we fought our way up to Dralel the Whitefire Matron. DPS was alright, tanking was easy, and our heals...wait, where are my heals? I just died to a 4.2k hit...what gives?

So I look at the buffs/debuffs of the DoK and the Zealot. They're both Webbed. So, after we wipe twice more, I ask them if they've been using their Torch of Lileath.

Both the DoK and the Zealot haven't been on the quest chain. I proceed to /facedesk a few times, and sigh. Well, firetruck.


OH I almost forgot! So, Beelzabob ends up walking off the cliff. He asks us "Think I'm in range?" and I just laugh. However, after a wipe on Horgululululululooo we are walking back and Abaris does the same thing, but dies half-way down. Mustrum (playing his Choppa alt, Dumbtruck) leans himself and his Pig mount right over the edge...almost vertical. He gets Line of Sight! Now all he's gotta do is get the banner out for the rez, right?

So, I switch Banner Permissions from Risingdeath onto Dumbtruck. Dumbtruck then dismounts....and falls some fifty feet to the valley floor! Funny. As. Hell.




So that was our experience in LV just yesterday, but I still gotta say, it was a blast. Watching it all happen had me smiling throughout, even the frustrating parts. The look Mustrum gave me when I said "Hey, you want the Fragment I got from the Darkpromise Castbracers?" had me crying I was laughing so much. All-in-all, great run folks, I look forward to next week!




As always, keep killing Order and take care, folks!

-Sonnung Eindridi

Fucking with the Guild Leader's Head.

So, there I was, eating my midnight snack as I looked over the Guild Forums one last time before snuggling up with Tirien for the night. To my surprise, there had been some new Bounty Postings, particularly one for Ashin.

Now, there's no love lost between me and Ashin. Or Diplo. I fucking hate rune priests. Almost as bad as Warrior Priests. So, to screw with our illustrious leader's mind, I quickly got the IMG I had on Photobucket, shown here.

((You might have to disable pop-ups for this to work. Or you can Right-Click the thumb and say "Open in another Window". That'll work too.))



Underneath that, I posted:

Sonnung: "So, within SIX MINUTES of you putting up that bounty, I found myself a warband of Destro, capped Reikland, went to Reikwald to kill Ashin, uploaded the photo, and made my post. Oh, and we capped the fortress, too. I'm just that epic."


Of course, I had kept this screenshot simply because...well, I hate Ashin, and I knew about the Bounty Postings that Risingdeath likes to put up. His reaction-post was as follows...

Risingdeath: "lol what the hell I posted that like ten seconds ago"

Sonnung: "I told you, I'm fucking epic!"

Risingdeath: "Thats some bullshit. I guess I can't do anymore of these bounty postings, you probably have a cache of them"

Sonnung: "Mono, Proof, Ashin, Ambgor, Subytai, Follywood, Searingrage...Of course I have screenshots of them dead. I just hate that little Rune-Priest bastard."

Risingdeath: "You can take the money out of the guild vault yourself, dick deflater. I'm deleting this thread and putting it back up for the rest of the guild."

Sonnung: "lol I wasn't going to take the money anyway, I just wanted to know your reaction. The whole "wtf lol I just put this up" was exactly what I had pictured."



After that, however, happening at 4:36am Pacific time, Risingdeath deleted the thread and re-posted the bounty, erasing the evidence. So with the conversation still fresh in my mind, I had to put it down to...well, electronic paper. I hope you all got a laugh outta this like I did. Risingdeath ain't the quickest bucket in the class, so to speak, so the look on his face must have been priceless.





Keep killing order, and have fun folks!





-Sonnung Eindridi